the plural of haiku is ... haiku.

haiku about strap-ons. because they're fun, it's friday, and why not?

1.
you: new to strap-ons
me: so not interested
bruised cervix? no thanks!

2.
jersey femmes bring it
lipstick perfect, hair teased right,
nails that match your dick.

3.
harness in your drawer:
two-strap, white leather, studded
makes this girl say "ohh!"