our wait is over.

the brilliant kids of the good asian drivers tour have put together a parody to the obnoxious hot mess that is katy perry's chart-topping single, "i kissed a girl." big love to them for being so clever and making the video we all actually wanted to see in the first place. also, it's chock full of total hotness. ch-ch-check it out!

the plural of haiku is ... haiku.

haiku about strap-ons. because they're fun, it's friday, and why not?

1.
you: new to strap-ons
me: so not interested
bruised cervix? no thanks!

2.
jersey femmes bring it
lipstick perfect, hair teased right,
nails that match your dick.

3.
harness in your drawer:
two-strap, white leather, studded
makes this girl say "ohh!"

honestly.

prompted by sinclair...

1. If I was being really honest with myself, I would admit that the reason I still seem so not over her is not because she was that incredible, but because I'm bored with the other options.

2. If I was being really honest with myself, I would admit that I voluntarily participate in aggravating relationships because I value the really good sex that has been a part of them...and I worry what that says about me.

3. If I was being really honest with myself, I would admit that I'm most likely not going to make it as a professor once I finish my Ph.D.

4. If I was being really honest with myself, I would admit that I really did kind of feel it when I met them those two brief days and told my friends I'd met my future husband...even if that's completely ridiculous.

5. If I was being really honest with myself, I would admit that I think I'm kind of a catch...despite the occasional self-deprecation.

6. If I was being really honest with myself, I would admit that sometimes I'm a judgmental bitch and that's not always ok.

7. If I was being really honest with myself, I would admit that my greatest fear is not making an impact.

8. If I was being really honest with myself, I would admit that I don't think I always mean it when I say "I love you," but I'm working on it.