our wait is over.

the brilliant kids of the good asian drivers tour have put together a parody to the obnoxious hot mess that is katy perry's chart-topping single, "i kissed a girl." big love to them for being so clever and making the video we all actually wanted to see in the first place. also, it's chock full of total hotness. ch-ch-check it out!

in one word.

stolen from leo maccool at butch girlcat.

1. Where is your cell phone? piano
2. Your significant other? nix
3. Your hair? cherry
4. Your mother? heart
5. Your father? morose
6. Your favorite time of day? dusk
7. Your dream last night? disappointing
8. Your favorite drink? tea
9. Your dream goal? calm
10. The room you’re in? warm
11. Your ex? unsatisfied
12. Your fear? letdown
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? stronger
14. What you are not? regretful
15. Your Favorite meal? spaghetti
16. One of your wish list items? fishnets
17. The last thing you did? counseled
18. Where you grew up? n-e-wjerz
19. What are you wearing? boyshorts
20. Your TV is? sleeping
21. Your pets? lovepig
22. Your computer? bed
23. Your life? stressful
24. Your mood? ornery
25. Missing someone? always
26. Your car? pig
27. Something you’re not wearing? socks
28. Favorite store? evans
29. Your summer? solace
30. Your favorite color? fuschia
31. When is the last time you laughed? today
32. When is the last time you cried? monday
33. Your health? good
34. Your children? nay
35. Your future? promising
36. Your beliefs? changing
37. Young or old? both
38. Your image? charming
39. Your appearance? flirty
40. Would you live your life over again knowing what you know? depends

my own addition:
41. Song for right now?


happy friday, y'all. xo.

my man, cuban.

i only have one friend who knows about this blog because of the fact that i'm supposed to be using it as a form of journaling. snooze, i know. anyone who knows me knows the only way i'd write a blog is if i could get a big queer following and be regaled in the online world as much as i am in the offline world (kidding!...kinda).

anyway, my one friend who knows about this blog has agreed with me that for archival purposes, i have to post this hilarious interaction that went down last week. i was at my friend k's house for dinner and i received a text message from some number in south jersey (SJ) inquiring if i had any bud left. i had no idea who this person was and decided to play along. it went a little something like this:

sj: yo, dude, you got any bud left?
me: totally, dude! come over!
sj: i don't know where you live. i've never been there before. i'm jenna's friend.
me: are you in new brunswick? (i had suspicions he was a rutgers student)
sj: no, are you still at ramapo? (another north jersey college)
me: no, but i can be there. where you at?
sj: pine hall. how long till you get here?
me: (avoiding specific details of my arrival) how much you interested in? just bud? i've got harder stuff too.
sj: about an ounce. what else do you have?
me: an ounce of kind bud with run you $50 (drastically inflated pricing). i only deal in cash, ya heard?
sj: what can you do for $20?
me: $20?! yo, don't be playin' on my phone for $20! i'm doing bigger things now. i'ma have my man cuban call you. he does smaller stuff. i'm out now. late!
sj: what's his number?
me: don't worry about it. he'll call you if he wants to sell. i told you i'm out now! peace!

ok, so, i don't know anyone named cuban, but according to k that was a good name for a decoy. i also think the possibility that sj thought he was calling up some dealer that he possibly has a completely different idea of (like some white dude with locks who plays in a phish cover band), that suddenly got all hard and tough, is hilarious. in hindsight, i'm just glad we weren't part of a sting that led to being arrested.